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Seeking black man with nice tool (Fresno, California, 93722)
I am a 27 year old white female seeking a black man under 40 to show me a good time. Im 5'8 black hair, green eyes, and a nice fat ass. I have never been with a black man before and im interested in finding a man who would get melaid with the help of this ad and give me my fantasy. Please send pics and pics will be sent in return.

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